We went back to Athena's school yesterday to return something she had forgotten here. The teacher called me in to discuss some concerns.
#1 Socialization (rolls eyes). Athena needs several hours with peers every day. How am I going to manage that?
#2 How will I ever possibly teach her to read? She took the liberty of photocopying the entire Handwriting Without Tears book for me. You know that you start at the top of the letters right?(No, I am a dunce. I didn't know that. Sheesh.)
#3 Here is a note about immunizations. I know you'll want to get them updated and the Public Health Nurse will be doing them next week. (No thank you)
#4 I am leaving Athena's cubicle and mailbox as they are because I think you may be sending her back before long. (Oh really?)
Just thought I'd give you a little chuckle in your day.
Parentheses are mine.